搞笑1: .......................................................................................... 應(yīng)單位號召去獻(xiàn)血,他爸爸是個(gè)很胖的人, 當(dāng)醫(yī)生抽到100CC的時(shí)候感到頭暈?zāi)垦5模?/p> 就對著醫(yī)生說了句:“快給我打回去我不行了…………” ..........................................................................................
搞笑2: .......................................................................................... 有一小偷把肥貓的國產(chǎn)山寨手機(jī)偷走,被肥貓發(fā)現(xiàn),肥貓就追, 追的途中從小偷身上掉下一個(gè)iPhone,肥貓撿起來就往回跑, 小偷發(fā)現(xiàn)之后又到回來追肥貓。可惜肥貓腿長,他沒追到! .......................................................................................... ..........................................................................................

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