The best thing to do first thing in the morning is go right back to sleep.

每天起床做的第一件最棒的事就是再睡個(gè)回籠覺(jué)。

Go to the gym   
去健身房  
Take 500 pictures  
拍500張照片  
Post a different one every day  
每天發(fā)布一張不同的照片  
Never go to the gym again  
從此再也沒(méi)去過(guò)健身房

The best things in life are actually really expensive.

事實(shí)上，生活中最美好的事情都需要很多錢(qián)。

I worked out for an hour and all I lost was 60 minutes.

我鍛煉一小時(shí)，而我失去的是60分鐘。

Enjoy the good times because something terrible is probably about to happen.

享受美好的時(shí)光吧，因?yàn)榻酉聛?lái)可能會(huì)發(fā)生糟糕的事情。

There’s no such thing as waking up from a nightmare because the world is a nightmare.
根本就沒(méi)有從噩夢(mèng)中醒來(lái)這種事，因?yàn)槭澜缇褪且粋€(gè)噩夢(mèng)。

I’m sorry I didn’t respond to your text it’s just that I don’t care about your feelings.

對(duì)不起，我沒(méi)有回你信息，這只是因?yàn)槲乙稽c(diǎn)也不關(guān)心你的感受。

If you never believe in yourself, you’ll never let yourself down!

如果你從來(lái)不相信自己，你就永遠(yuǎn)都不會(huì)讓自己失望！

If I’ve ever offended you I’m not sorry and it’s your fault.

如果我曾經(jīng)冒犯過(guò)你，我一點(diǎn)也不感到抱歉，因?yàn)檫@都是你的錯(cuò)。

Failure is not horrible. What's horrible is that you believe this.
失敗并不可怕?？膳碌氖悄氵€相信這句話！

You think the rich are happy? No, the way they're happy is beyond your imagination. 
你以為有錢(qián)人很快樂(lè)嗎？他們的快樂(lè)你根本想象不到。

All roads lead to Rome. Yet, some people have been living there ever since they were born.
條條大路通羅馬，而有些人就生在羅馬。

If you don't try,how can you know what it feels like to be desperate?
你不努力一下怎么知道什么叫絕望呢？

The worst nightmare is that you achieve nothing in your life and manage to believe it's a blessing to be common.
最怕你一生碌碌無(wú)為還安慰自己平凡可貴。 

Some people seem to have everything.In fact, they do have everything.
不要看別人表面上一帆風(fēng)順。實(shí)際上，他們背地里，也是一帆風(fēng)順。

If you feel ugly, poor and useless,don't be devastated. At least you have good judgement.
當(dāng)你覺(jué)得自己又丑又窮、一無(wú)是處時(shí)，別絕望，因?yàn)橹辽倌愕呐袛噙€是對(duì)的。

When God closes a door for you,he'd close the windows all together.
當(dāng)上帝給你關(guān)上一扇門(mén)也會(huì)順手把窗戶關(guān)上。

Why do schools install mirrors in the restrooms?Because they want you to know: with such unsatisfying appearance of yours, your only chance is to study.
學(xué)校的廁所為什么放鏡子？是為了讓你知道：人丑就要多讀書(shū)。

Things do get improved as time goes by.For example, some people were fat and they got fatter and fatter.
人生很多事，終究會(huì)隨著時(shí)間好起來(lái)比如很多人原本只是胖，久了就變好胖！

Started from the bottom…still at the bottom.

從底層開(kāi)始……現(xiàn)在仍在底層。