#1 - This feels great! 好舒服~

- But I could totally attack her right now. 但我明明可以現(xiàn)在咬她的。

- No, no. Just relax and enjoy it. 算了算了，讓我好好享受這一刻~

- I'm so weak! 啊，這是懦弱的表現(xiàn)！不能忍！還是咬吧！

#2 - I help my blind friend navigate the city. （導(dǎo)盲犬）我是盲人朋友穿梭城市的導(dǎo)航儀。

- I make sure the airport is safe. （警犬）我確保機(jī)場的安全。

- I eat shoes. （吊絲犬）我咬鞋玩。

#3 - It's just someone walking by. No need to panic. 只是有人路過而已，別慌！

- Everyone just stay calm. 大家保持鎮(zhèn)定。

- STAY CALM ! 保~~持~~鎮(zhèn)~~定~~

#4 - I wonder if this will bounce. 介個可不可以彈起來呢？

- Maybe that one will. 可能辣個可以吧...

#5 - Pet me. 快寵我！

- With your eyes! 只許用眼睛！

#6 - I can't wait to turn into a butterfly! 我已經(jīng)迫不及待想要變成蝴蝶啦！

- Yeah, me too. 嗯呢嗯呢，我也是~

#7 - (sniff sniff) （聞 聞）

- mmm. butts. 呀，真好。屁屁的味道~

#8 - I pukedin the kitchen. 我吐在廚房里了。

- Merry Christmas! 圣誕快樂呀！

#9 - So you're going to sleep through the entire winter? 你打算把整個冬天都睡過去嗎？

- Yep. 沒錯。

- You're my hero. 你就是我的英雄啊！

#10 - Why must wepoop on their cars? 我們?yōu)樯匆麄冘嚿侠貉剑?/span>

- My dad did it. 我爸這么干。

- My dad's dad did it. 我爸他爸也這么干。

- And I'm not one to break tradition. 我可不想成為那只打破傳統(tǒng)的不孝之鴿。

寵物的世界，你不懂！