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天真冷 我們繼續(xù)看跟吃有關(guān)的話題 這次換成笑話 請(qǐng)努力get笑點(diǎn)
Almonds are good for when I want to have a healthy snack and want to stop having twelve dollars.— Simon Holland (@simoncholland)Going for a walk because I want to stay healthy. Taking along a box of M&M's because let's be honest here.— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall)And this fact about how your time gets spent.The five years of life you gain by eating healthy are spent preparing healthy food.— Joel Ingersoll (@FlyoverJoel)This delicious-sounding salad.I'll have a salad but on top of a burger with cheese 'So you want a cheeseburger?' Yes but when you bring it to me say here's your saladThis meal plan that sounds easy enough to stick to.9am: protein shake, oatmeal 1pm: small salad, chicken breast 5pm: grilled salmon, spinach 9pm: 4 whole 'i don't give a shit anymore' pizzasThis accurate description of lettuce.ad for letuce: do u- hey do u ever wish u coud eat water— jomny sun but scarey (@jonnysun
This totally rational fear.This wonderful feeling of ~newness~.Because seriously, it’s a lifestyle.This example of pushing yourself.你關(guān)于吃的笑話是什么，歡迎留言分享~
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